Linda Ronstadt

[JawBreaker]

I'm tellin' you, dudes ..

In my previous line of work .. I had the occasion to smell Linda Ronstadt ..

MAN .. that was some exotic erotic aroma .. I can't explain ..

This woman had a uterus that .. whew.

Could save mankind, pretty much.

There is no smell like the uterus of Linda Ronstadt, man.

It smells like ..

God



https://youtu.be/4s4_teISos0?t=9

[JawBreaker]

No, wait a second.

Hold on ..

Ladies & Gentlemen ..

The Most Beautiful Woman in the History of the Planet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgJxpr_8eOY

[JawBreaker]

If you sent me to war .. and said:

"Die"

I'd say:

"For what?"

They'd say:

For Trump

or Bush

or Clinton

Couldn't do it.

If they'd say:

"To save Linda Ronstadt & Stevie Nicks"

I could do that.

With Valor.

[iCQ]

simpleton

[JawBreaker]

Almost ... I like that word more than any other.

It's on the up rise ..

It's on the edge of ..

almost

It's better than the other side, I'll tell ya that.

Almost is a great word.