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Linda Ronstadt

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Linda Ronstadt

Postby JawBreaker » Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:18 am

I'm tellin' you, dudes ..

In my previous line of work .. I had the occasion to smell Linda Ronstadt ..

MAN .. that was some exotic erotic aroma .. I can't explain ..

This woman had a uterus that .. whew.

Could save mankind, pretty much.

There is no smell like the uterus of Linda Ronstadt, man.

It smells like ..

God

Image

https://youtu.be/4s4_teISos0?t=9
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Re: Linda Ronstadt

Postby JawBreaker » Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:24 am

No, wait a second.

Hold on ..

Ladies & Gentlemen ..

The Most Beautiful Woman in the History of the Planet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgJxpr_8eOY
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Re: Linda Ronstadt

Postby JawBreaker » Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:37 am

If you sent me to war .. and said:

"Die"

I'd say:

"For what?"

They'd say:

For Trump

or Bush

or Clinton

Couldn't do it.

If they'd say:

"To save Linda Ronstadt & Stevie Nicks"

I could do that.

With Valor.
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Re: Linda Ronstadt

Postby iCQ » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:50 pm

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Re: Linda Ronstadt

Postby JawBreaker » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:47 am

Almost ... I like that word more than any other.

It's on the up rise ..

It's on the edge of ..

almost

It's better than the other side, I'll tell ya that.

Almost is a great word.
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