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Unban Me I Demand It

So you have been a bad boy.

Unban Me I Demand It

Postby Bad Actor » Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:14 pm

Right, so I was playing Midway minding my own business and this guy walks up to me on the deck of the most noblest battleship, the Prince Of Wales, and starts team wounding me then healing me.
I didn't give him thanks for healing me obviously.
He then shot me dead, obviously pissed as I hadn't sounded a 'Copy That' or 'Roger' as he dispensed his healing powers.
Why would I do that?
I re-spawned and hunted him down and shot him dead. That was retribution for which I felt was deserved, I've watched Death Wish so in my book that's justice.

Then, on Market Garden some gimp took umbrage to the fact I had beat him to the cockpit of the ME-109 so set about emptying his machine gun into my engine.
Down to 20% and smoking as I took off I swooped round like a wounded eagle, a winged avenger if you like, and dropped a bomb on his ass. Well actually I couldn't tell what I dropped it on but if it killed that low licking snail trail bum fun dick then that was good enough for me. I may have caught a few comrades in the fall out but hey, casualties of war and all that, I needed vengeance.
To sate my desire to educate these trolls who wreak havoc on our maps.
Those who need to satisfy their lust in a virtual war instead of seeking Madam Palm and her Five Daughters.
I have done no wrong, unban me.
I demand it, I have read the rules.
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Re: Unban Me I Demand It

Postby Bad Actor » Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:18 pm

This is a parody demonstrating the mindset of guys who come on here wanting to be unbanned and genuinely arguing that they team killed someone to do us all a favour.
They argue their case so passionately and as I read I just think 'What A Dick'.
Must be a BMW driver or the like.
Take a look at yourselves guys, and here's the old Chinese proverb...'Two Wongs Don't Make A Right'.
:)
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Re: Unban Me I Demand It

Postby Nateos | George » Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:53 pm

Well, i guess you got an autoban, for a week,
3 teamkills = ban , 1 week :)
sry, nothing can be done, since the server owner is afk. :mrgreen:
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Re: Unban Me I Demand It

Postby Bad Actor » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:12 pm

I'm not really banned.
You know what a parody is right? :D
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Re: Unban Me I Demand It

Postby Nateos | George » Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:26 pm

Oh well, i was in a rush yesterday, and i really didn't read your whole text :)
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Re: Unban Me I Demand It

Postby Bad Actor » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:42 pm

Nateos | George wrote:Oh well, i was in a rush yesterday, and i really didn't read your whole text :)


Yeah, I do tend to waffle a load of bs in my posts.
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Re: Unban Me I Demand It

Postby Nateos | George » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:55 am

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :ugeek:
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